Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
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A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.
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Q: What do Chinese people name their retarded children?
A: Som Ting Wong
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Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?
A: The NBA!
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Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers!
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Q: Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff?
A: Tequila!
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Give a Nigerian a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start e-mailing people.
What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez.
Why does Beyoncé sing 'to the left, to the left'? Cause black people don't got any rights
What do you call a bunch of black kids in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
If the koreans cannot do it, they will tell you that they won do it.
What type of hotel do black people tend to stay in the most during the holiday months? The local police station.
How do you know an Asians just robbed your house? Your homework is done and he's still trying to get out with your car.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.
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